I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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