i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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