People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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