There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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