Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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