found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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