During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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