I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
nutella sex= disaster
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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