I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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