she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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