Sry I called you an 8
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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