Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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