I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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