Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
