thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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