you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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