Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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