We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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