Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
