weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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