It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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