My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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