That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's the barista slut.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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