Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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