So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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