you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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