OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we made out on top of his cat.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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