Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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