genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
