We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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