is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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