What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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