seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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