Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We are two peas in an std pod
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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