margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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