Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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