Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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