Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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