I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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