i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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