fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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