He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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