you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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