Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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