Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My pussy is not your playground.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
