why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
