She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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