Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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