Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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