Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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