Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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